This week has seen Mental Health Day being celebrated. I held an honorary march through my local town with my underpants on my head. It did get a little chilly as we have I entered into autumn (he says that as if it ever went away).
The next thing that has come up is National Curry Day. I suppose that will involve getting steamingly-drunk on Friday night and dropping my face into a bowlful of Vindaloo.
Monday, shall see me celebrating an International Putting The Bins Out Day. I have a feeling that this time my neighbours will not politely refuse my generous invitation to participate.
All of this is original. Nothing has been recycled.