Fur Coat And No Underwear…
It was a little cloudy tonight when I finally arrived home. Fortunately, the roads were lit by this beautifully big moon which helped me navigate my way through rows of stationary traffic that had pulled over to the side for some strange reason.
And when did it become socially acceptable to just stare at a fellow motorist and user of the Queen’s Highway?
Anyway, must dash as I need to cock my leg. I am also ravenous.
Ups, just noticed that I am naked, apart from the fur. Glad that my left hand seems to be successfully obscuring my jewels.
See you all later?