Bonjour! Salutations.
I have received, en francaise, a letter, informing me that as a result of a family member’s accident (dans un accident de voiture), I am now the owner of a large sum of money. The said argent sits in an account that is administered by l’avocat Chris Ramson. Je suis tres joyeaux.
Unfortunately, I know this not to be true. However, I am pleased that someone, some French one ‘un’, chose me to attempt to scam. I liked the fact that it was all in French and gave my O Level francaise a long overdue workout.
Merci monsieur, je suis un homme qui est content maintenant.

Bloody hell!
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Scam is scam in any language. Hope you are well.
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I know. Sickening isn’t it! Good job we can recognise the bloody scammers!
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C’est une arnaque magnifique!
Á votre santé!
That’s the extent (with a little help from google) of my 3 years of high school French many moons ago!
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C’est bonne!
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A scam? quelle horreur! Zero francs? Ah, merde.
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OUI
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